All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat
everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
(via drakensilver)Source: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Ḧ̗̜̘́̎̅E̙͙͇̍̌͠ ̣͕͈̋̐̇S̡̟̪̅̋̅Ȩ̧̣̄̀̍Ě̡̲̤͐͒S͙̲̲̽̿͠ ̲̤͙̇̔͑Ẏ̠̼̻͒̊Ö̧̥̠́̈́̄U̧͇̙̓͐̈́ ͚̖̑̂̃͜W̲̬̉̕̚͜H̝̞̳̿̅͘Ę̛͍̟̍̑N̯̞̹̽̃̚ ̛̭͔̩͒̇Ỷ͔͔̲̾͠O̻͇͈̎͗̚Ü̢͔͕̑͠’̼̖̦͗̊̄R̖̪͇̉͂͌É͈̞̻̐̾ ̧͈̂́̕ͅS̗̻̳̓̀̍L͈̋̋͜͝ͅȨ̥̺̇̒̿E̹͎̲͋̕͝P̡̬̮̓̄̌I̱̦͓͒̌̓N̼̩̝̎͒̒G̣̹̺͌́̀
SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING
I WAS SINGING A SONG THEN I SAW THIS AND I JUST LAUGHED
i want to do cute things with and for my significant other like
- bake sweets
- take bubble baths with them
- watch dumb cheesy romantic movies
- watch scary movies
- drink hot cocoa
- dance to old romantic songs with them
- take a walk in the snow with them
- kiss them awake in the morning
- kiss them good night
- cuddle as we watch the snow fall
- kiss in a pillow fort
- kiss in the snow
- just kiss
(via serketers)Source: crockercorpjanecrocker
Jennifer Lawrence is my hero.
I can never not retweet this. She is my inspiration
retweet nigga this is tumblr
she’s not fat. she’s perfect.
How much do you want to bet the picture is shopped?
(via go-with-the-music)Source: itsmejess18
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry
(via go-with-the-music)Source: jaclcfrost
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
(via go-with-the-music)Source: localised
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
(via go-with-the-music)Source: f-erocity