Hey, I'm Kat and this is the shitty place where I post shit, obviously, but go on ahead and take a look since you're here.
I post all kinds of stuff so look around and try to enjoy yourself.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

(via thecellopirate)

leepacey:

that girl you just called a slut? she had sex four times in the past twenty-four hours, each time with someone of a different gender. that boy you just made fun of for crying? he cries every single day because he’s a lame-ass. that girl you just called ugly? she’s actually a goblintroll that lives under a bridge and it was her first day out

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via myheadisloud)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via a-siren-song-of-sarah)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via nightwings-arse)

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

(via a-siren-song-of-sarah)

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

(via a-siren-song-of-sarah)

Celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge to raise awareness for ALS.

(Source: rubyredwisp)